AHAHAHA OH MY GOSH. I flailed when I saw you'd posted fic, and oh my gosh your name is different? But anyways, AHAHA I loved the tattoo one best. AND I LOVE ELLEN OMG.

And I loved the first one where Cook was all in the background.

This:
Ellen faintly hears someone say, do it, Archie, and then David, muffled, says, oh my gosh, no. Wait. Stop! Cook!
AHAHAHAHAHA.

Spectacular!