"This is how I get my daily protein intake," Ellen says. "But okay, so I was at the grocery store, and the cashier - she was so young, I think you could date her--"
"Oh my gosh," David says.
"Yeah, so I said to her, 'Wow, Cheryl,' because that's what her nametag said, 'Wow, Cheryl, you're young enough to be dating David Archuleta'."
David cracks up as he presses his face into his hands.
Oh. My. Gosh. This is absolute perfection. DAVID ARCHULETA AND ELLEN DEGENERES, LFDKAJFDLAFDALKFJAS TOO MUCH AWESOME.
David's head rushes up. "A what?" he demands. His eyes are wide. "Oh my gosh, no! Why would she - where did she hear that?"
Spot-on with the Archie characterization, there. I love when he hears something truly shocking and offensive to his sensibilities (like the whole sex symbol thing during the "Access Hollywood" interview) and he just sort of... falls apart in a mess of wide-eyed gaspiness. "WHAT?! Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Oh my gosh," David says.
"Yeah, so I said to her, 'Wow, Cheryl,' because that's what her nametag said, 'Wow, Cheryl, you're young enough to be dating David Archuleta'."
David cracks up as he presses his face into his hands.
Oh. My. Gosh. This is absolute perfection. DAVID ARCHULETA AND ELLEN DEGENERES, LFDKAJFDLAFDALKFJAS TOO MUCH AWESOME.
David's head rushes up. "A what?" he demands. His eyes are wide. "Oh my gosh, no! Why would she - where did she hear that?"
Spot-on with the Archie characterization, there. I love when he hears something truly shocking and offensive to his sensibilities (like the whole sex symbol thing during the "Access Hollywood" interview) and he just sort of... falls apart in a mess of wide-eyed gaspiness. "WHAT?! Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
...Anyway. This, I adore.