I JUST SAT HERE, RE-READING DIFFERENT PARTS OF THIS, LIKE, ELEVENTY BILLION TIMES, BECAUSE IT IS SO MAGNIFICENT.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOOOOW, guh, MY HEAD, IT IS SPINNING FROM THE LOVE.

i can't -- it doesn't even register in my mind sometimes that this ISN'T REAL, because you write it so perfectly that i'm like, ready to go to youtube to search for the video footage of it. AND YOUR ARCHIE. I WILL NOT LET THIS GO, BECAUSE YOUR ARCHIE IS SENSATIONAL. your cook is just - it is everything that i could ever want in my life, and probably also some more.

IN CONCLUSION: GREATNESS.