OH MY FUCKING GAWD, THIS WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!

And, yeah, like, I sooo did not GET IT at first, I was like, 'WTF is the waiter's problem?! and why isn't Archie eatin??? I DON'T GET IT!'

AND THEN I GOT IT.

AND I READ THE WHOLE THING AGAIN.

AND I GOT EVERYTHING.

AND IT WAS AMAAAAAZING!!!!!!!!!

OMG, THE LAST PART WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Aw, poor Cook, he got so depressed when Archie disappeared... GAH, AND THEN ARCHIE CAME BACK, AW, IT WAS SOOOO SWEET AND PERFECT AND... *melts*...

OK... *pulls self together and races to the next part*