and i totally lied about having to stop rambling now because i have not said anything about this part like, where can i find a guy like your cook here who would ask for my hand in marriage in front of billions of people and i will just die and i guess i did die here and archie being deaf and mute made this story so endearing and really i think i don't have a period yet for this comment but what do you know i can't stop myself from flailing over this because this is absolutely adorable and can i hug this fic so i can stop now and go to the next part....