(they're doing away with roses, thank god). Rofl, ALKDJFLSKD THE MELODRAMA I COULD IMAGINE WITH COOK ALL, I ONLY HAVE ONE ROSE LEFT, AND ARCHIE AND, IDK, JASON BEING ALL DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. ALKSDJFLASDK <3333333
Unfortunately, David seems about as interested in real estate as Howie is in toweling off (which is to say, not at all). HAHAHA.
David H. gets a minute alone with David, then, and they seem to make a connection, especially when David asks to be shown "a move or two". (Details are fuzzy at this point, as I am mostly concentrating on the overwhelming mass of wet, naked torso appearing on my TV screen. And this show is rated PG.) OMG WHY IS THIS NOT A REAL SHOW ALSDJFKSD.
To break the tension, AJ cracks, "So you're saying you'll respect me in the morning?" LOL
(If that's his way of drawing attention to the activities that would lead up to said morning, it works.) FUCK YES.
but Chikezie quickly swoops in I'M SORRY BUT THE IMAGE OF CHIKEZIE SWOOPING IS KIND OF KILLING ME.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT FIRST IMPRESSION CHAMPAGNE IS BUT I THINK IT'S GOOD. SO GO AJ.
(and he's totally PC about it, boring!) THIS IS WHEN I WOULD BE YELLING AT THE TV. C'MOOOOON DAVID, LET'S GO, THIS IS TV. NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PLEASE. TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK *THROWS PILLOW* LIKE THAT ARCHIE KID, HUH? HE'S KINDA CUTE, RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT JASON HE'S A KEEPER, EVEN IF HE IS HIGH. AND MICHAEL JOHNS HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT, OKAY. AND MICHAEL C, PINK HAIR PINK HAIR! AND AND JENSEN, HELLOOOOOOOOOO YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT FUCKING FACE AROUND, DON'T LIKE. AND JARED IS A CUTIE BUT HE MIGHT BE TOO TALL FOR YOU. AND AND UM, CHIKEZIE IS NICE? AND HOWIE IS BORING AND KEVIN IS WAY TO CREEPY FOR YOU HE IS GETTING KICKED ASAP, AND AJ HAS AWESOME TATTOOS AND UM NICK IS HOT BUT KINDA SELF CENTERED, DNW. DAVID HERNANDEZ IS A STRIPPER YOU KNOW YOU WANT THAT AROUND. LOOK AT HIM SWIVEL THOSE HIPS, YEAAAAAH. ARCHIE IS AWKWARDLY ADORABLE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT MORE OF THAT CUTIE. *SCREAMS AT TV* UM THAT IS ALL THE PEOPLE I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD SO THEREFORE THE REST OF THEM ARE JUST, NOT MEMORABLE, THEY CAN GO. UNLESS I'M FORGETTING SOMEONE IMPORTANT, THEN THEY CAN STAY.
David picks Jensen, Jason, Michael Johns, David H. (score!), Lance, Justin, AJ, Chikezie, Jared, Archie (who almost takes Joey out as he flails in shock, and provides the second highlight of the night when he says, "Oh my gosh, but I don't drink, sorry! I - I'd really like to stay, though?"), Michael C., and Chris. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH *CHEERS* ALL MY FAVORITES ARE STILL HERE, YOU GO DAVID. I AM ALREADY PERSONALLY INVESTED IN YOUR QUEST FOR HAPPINESS ON PUBLIC TELEVISION YOU BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN OR YOUR RATINGS WILL PLUMMET RAWR. *BOUNCES AROUND THE LIVING ROOM YELLING AT THE TV UNTIL MY MOM COMES AND YELLS AT ME TO BE QUIET, AM I CRAZY?* YES, I AM MOTHER, THIS IS THE BACHELOR DON'T YOU KNOW, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CONTESTANTS LOOK LOOK, THAT ONE THERE HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AND THAT ONE IS THE MOST ADORABLE KID EVER WHO IS PROBABLY LEGAL OTHERWISE THE NETWORK WOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED HIM ON AND THE BACHELOR WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL! AND HE'S AWESOME, AND OH THAT CREEPER GOT KICKED- (AT THIS POINT, MOM ROLLS HER EYES AND LEAVES AND I CONTINUE TO RAMBLE AT THE WALL.)
(Sorry, guys. I hear Making The Band is still holding tryouts.) :D :D :D
(and punch) GUESS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
So, which man do you wish we'd gotten to know better, and which man caught your eye? DAVID ARCHULETA (I MIGHT BE BIASED, WHAT)
Am I totally off the mark? NO YOU ARE AWESOME ALSDKFJS.
Who's going home next week NOT DAVID ARCHULETA.
and who would you crown Homecoming Queen? ROFL FOREVER, UHM MICHAEL CASTRO.
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*giggles so hard*
(they're doing away with roses, thank god).
Rofl, ALKDJFLSKD THE MELODRAMA I COULD IMAGINE WITH COOK ALL, I ONLY HAVE ONE ROSE LEFT, AND ARCHIE AND, IDK, JASON BEING ALL DUN DUN DUNNNNNN. ALKSDJFLASDK <3333333
Unfortunately, David seems about as interested in real estate as Howie is in toweling off (which is to say, not at all).
HAHAHA.
David H. gets a minute alone with David, then, and they seem to make a connection, especially when David asks to be shown "a move or two". (Details are fuzzy at this point, as I am mostly concentrating on the overwhelming mass of wet, naked torso appearing on my TV screen. And this show is rated PG.)
OMG WHY IS THIS NOT A REAL SHOW ALSDJFKSD.
To break the tension, AJ cracks, "So you're saying you'll respect me in the morning?"
LOL
(If that's his way of drawing attention to the activities that would lead up to said morning, it works.)
FUCK YES.
but Chikezie quickly swoops in
I'M SORRY BUT THE IMAGE OF CHIKEZIE SWOOPING IS KIND OF KILLING ME.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT FIRST IMPRESSION CHAMPAGNE IS BUT I THINK IT'S GOOD. SO GO AJ.
(and he's totally PC about it, boring!)
THIS IS WHEN I WOULD BE YELLING AT THE TV. C'MOOOOON DAVID, LET'S GO, THIS IS TV. NO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS PLEASE. TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK *THROWS PILLOW* LIKE THAT ARCHIE KID, HUH? HE'S KINDA CUTE, RIGHT. AND WHAT ABOUT JASON HE'S A KEEPER, EVEN IF HE IS HIGH. AND MICHAEL JOHNS HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT, OKAY. AND MICHAEL C, PINK HAIR PINK HAIR! AND AND JENSEN, HELLOOOOOOOOOO YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT FUCKING FACE AROUND, DON'T LIKE. AND JARED IS A CUTIE BUT HE MIGHT BE TOO TALL FOR YOU. AND AND UM, CHIKEZIE IS NICE? AND HOWIE IS BORING AND KEVIN IS WAY TO CREEPY FOR YOU HE IS GETTING KICKED ASAP, AND AJ HAS AWESOME TATTOOS AND UM NICK IS HOT BUT KINDA SELF CENTERED, DNW. DAVID HERNANDEZ IS A STRIPPER YOU KNOW YOU WANT THAT AROUND. LOOK AT HIM SWIVEL THOSE HIPS, YEAAAAAH. ARCHIE IS AWKWARDLY ADORABLE, YOU KNOW YOU WANT MORE OF THAT CUTIE. *SCREAMS AT TV* UM THAT IS ALL THE PEOPLE I CAN REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD SO THEREFORE THE REST OF THEM ARE JUST, NOT MEMORABLE, THEY CAN GO. UNLESS I'M FORGETTING SOMEONE IMPORTANT, THEN THEY CAN STAY.
David picks Jensen, Jason, Michael Johns, David H. (score!), Lance, Justin, AJ, Chikezie, Jared, Archie (who almost takes Joey out as he flails in shock, and provides the second highlight of the night when he says, "Oh my gosh, but I don't drink, sorry! I - I'd really like to stay, though?"), Michael C., and Chris.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH *CHEERS* ALL MY FAVORITES ARE STILL HERE, YOU GO DAVID. I AM ALREADY PERSONALLY INVESTED IN YOUR QUEST FOR HAPPINESS ON PUBLIC TELEVISION YOU BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN OR YOUR RATINGS WILL PLUMMET RAWR. *BOUNCES AROUND THE LIVING ROOM YELLING AT THE TV UNTIL MY MOM COMES AND YELLS AT ME TO BE QUIET, AM I CRAZY?* YES, I AM MOTHER, THIS IS THE BACHELOR DON'T YOU KNOW, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CONTESTANTS LOOK LOOK, THAT ONE THERE HAS AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT AND THAT ONE IS THE MOST ADORABLE KID EVER WHO IS PROBABLY LEGAL OTHERWISE THE NETWORK WOULDN'T HAVE ALLOWED HIM ON AND THE BACHELOR WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL! AND HE'S AWESOME, AND OH THAT CREEPER GOT KICKED- (AT THIS POINT, MOM ROLLS HER EYES AND LEAVES AND I CONTINUE TO RAMBLE AT THE WALL.)
(Sorry, guys. I hear Making The Band is still holding tryouts.)
:D :D :D
(and punch)
GUESS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
So, which man do you wish we'd gotten to know better, and which man caught your eye?
DAVID ARCHULETA (I MIGHT BE BIASED, WHAT)
Am I totally off the mark?
NO YOU ARE AWESOME ALSDKFJS.
Who's going home next week
NOT DAVID ARCHULETA.
and who would you crown Homecoming Queen?
ROFL FOREVER, UHM MICHAEL CASTRO.
FAVORIIIIIIIIIIIIITE.