YOU FUCKING STOLE MY HEART, THAT IS WHAT. JESUS CHRIST, THIS IS SO -- BABY. THERE'S A BABY AND COOK IS THE PREGNANT ONE, HOLY SHIT, AND JUST ALL OF THE EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS AND WANTS AND ARCHIE BEING SO FUCKING PERFECT, OF COURSE HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, AND HOW TO MAKE SOUP AND SEND PICTURES AND TALK TO BETH ALL AT ONCE, AND OF COURSE HE'S FINE WITH MAKING WEIRD THINGS, AND OF COURSE HE SIGNS THEM UP FOR CLASSES AND JFC WOMAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?

FUCK, THIS IS SO AWESOME, YOU DESERVE THE INTERNET FOR THIS.