[Pre-slash] [N'sync] [Chris/Justin] [PG]

So it's cutting it pretty close to the wire, but this is my entry for the Brave Author challenge. I tried and failed to fill the pirate prompt, dear Anon Reader (and if you are who I think you are, and I think you are), sorry about that! I filled the prompt for cuddling, and surprisingly had also written a ficlet a little while ago involving JC and dreams (and the inception team!) Yay, serendipity! Anyway!

I feel like there's a lot more story in this 'verse to tell, but I didn't have enough time to really think about it; maybe in the future, though. :D And now onwards and upwards!

( Wherein cuddliness ensues. )

I COME BEARING MORE NEWS ON PODFIC.

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

and also because musicboxgirl is AWESOME, and did more recordings for me, both of Kaleidoscopic - which you can find here - AND also of Merry Men: Episode 1 - which is here. AND THEY ARE BOTH TOTALLY DIFFERENT BUT TOTALLY GORGEOUS IN THEIR OWN WAY AND OH MY GOD, HEARING MERRY MEN READ OUT LOUD, WITH VOICES, AKLJFNDGIFGJKFD HELL YES AMAZINGSAUCE.

AND THEN! THEN! this morning! i woke up to an email from adelate saying she'd attempted to podfic Sing Your Melody (I'll Sing Along), which, HI, HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT? and the link is here, and it is BRILLIANT, OKAY, IT IS SO BRILLIANT AND I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULD ALL DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, LIKE, YESTERDAY AND RUN TO LISTEN TO THEM. ♥

[BSB] [Brian/Howie] [PG]

So I signed up for the lightning round over at help_haiti. This one's for bubbleforest, who asked for Brian/Howie, locked in a closet. :D Just over 1000 words.

( the locked together in a room cliche! )

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

So apparently what my brain wants when I am stressed the fuck out is more Bachelor fic, whoo! ♥

Thanks for this chapter go out first to musicboxgirl and fallenangels607, who encouraged the production of this despite the fact that this means I am putting their charity auction fic on the backburner, and also to mrsachid and somewheresunny for their awesome date ideas! :D

( The Bachelor, Recapped. )

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

I don't actually watch The Bachelor, but I've been thinking about doing this for a while. It's sort of a weird style, I realize, but it was kind of fun to do, so there may be more, depending on the response!

( The Bachelor, Recapped. )

Title: (You've Got) That Pornstar Flava
Pairing: Chris-centric, with sides of Chris/AJ; Chris/JC; Chris/Justin; AJ/Brian; Justin/Nick; AJ/Nick; AJ/Justin; Jensen/Jared; David Cook/David Archuleta (I am an equal opportunist) all to varying degrees
Rating: R. ish.
Warnings: This is pretty much a pornstore AU? Only sans the porn.
Word count: ~33,500
Summary: AJ's only been working there a year and a half, give or take, so Chris can see why he doesn't get it. He's still at the stage where porn is shiny and exciting. Thing is, Chris has been a TRANS-PORN employee for almost twice that. After the first twenty thousand tapes, even the weird sex is boring.


Trailer | Reel One | Reel Two | Reel Three |

Bonus Features: Movie Commentary | Gag Reel | Behind The Scenes


Art by the stunningly talented ms. samibee, and she has, in true awesome form, posted the art in its full size along with extra tidbits here. (RUN, do not walk, RUN to this post.)



( Acknowledgements. )

[N'sync/BSB] [Chris/Nick/AJ] [PG...ish?]

This was written when we tested out the MTYG system, and in her request, ephemera asked for talking animals, spaceships, and pirates, if I could wrangle them in. ... I did my best? ;D

( Pirate spaceships, Meatloaf supplements, Captain Jack Sparrow, and your very own talking penguin. What else could you possibly need? )