i got a happy trigger finger

Title: All Roads Lead to You
Pairing: Arthur/Cobb, Eames
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild violence.
Word count: ~5,000
Summary: Post-Inception. After a job goes wrong, Arthur and Cobb have to deal with the fall out. Sliiiiiiiiight crossover with TSN.
Artist: The incredibly, impossibly, ridiculously talented amorpheous. The second I saw her art, I knew I had to have it. My favourite movie AND Chinese culture? Match made in heaven. And then when she told me she was going to make A FANMIX, my love was sealed. and then it turns out SHE DID, LIKE, A BILLION PIECES, oh my gosh, a billion FANTASMICAL pieces, and i am just -- HEARTEYES FOREVER, OKAY. FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. SO RUN AND TELL THAT, GUYS. And then douse Morphy in all the love and appreciation in the world~
Special thanks: This would not, in any way, shape or form, have been possible without the most lovely, fantastic, MIND-BLOWINGLY AMAZING bloodbelieve, who went far beyond the call of world's best beta to cheer and hand-hold and REWARD WITH AMAZING FIC. ilu, bb. i would be the styles to your ace any day of the week! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


( All Roads Lead to You )

Title: Like All Good Fairytales (this one starts with once upon a time)
Pairing: David Archuleta/David Cook
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Ridiculously, ridiculously AU.
Word count: ~21,000
Summary: Five lifetimes David and David would have fallen in love.
Artist(s): The fan-fucking-tabulous ciudad, who ninja-ed in here and gave me the best damn surprise I have ever gotten out of a story, ever, WITH NOT ONLY ART BUT ALSO AN. ENTIRE. SOUNDTRACK (YOU WANT TO BE CHECKING THAT OUT, TRUST ME), oh my god, and then seemed shocked when I wanted to show it off to every freaking human being on the planet. Shocked. Jesus Christ, woman, the amount of sheer joy you bring into my life is untouchable. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The unbelievable starafar has also chipped in with a digital scrapbook accompaniment, jfc. You guys, I cannot even believe my life right now. This scrapbook fucking floors me every time, and the pages take my breath away, AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS COOK IN A PINK SHIRT, GOD.



prologue: once upon a time
i. snow white fell in love with dopey
ii. cinderella realized that happily ever after takes work
iii. peter pan grew up
iv. prince charming found that sleeping beauty was a different person awake
v. the little mermaid never got to sing
epilogue: and they lived happily ever after



I'm dedicating this story to my incredible, incredible wife, hopefulgenius, who was a bigger inspiration for my finishing this than she will ever know. I wrote the entire last section of the story with her in mind, and I -- without a doubt, it is the story I'm proudest of ever writing. Meg, darling, god I adore you. I hope when you read this you know that that is how you make me feel every day, and then some.

( The rest of the very important acknowledgements. )

Title: (You've Got) That Pornstar Flava
Pairing: Chris-centric, with sides of Chris/AJ; Chris/JC; Chris/Justin; AJ/Brian; Justin/Nick; AJ/Nick; AJ/Justin; Jensen/Jared; David Cook/David Archuleta (I am an equal opportunist) all to varying degrees
Rating: R. ish.
Warnings: This is pretty much a pornstore AU? Only sans the porn.
Word count: ~33,500
Summary: AJ's only been working there a year and a half, give or take, so Chris can see why he doesn't get it. He's still at the stage where porn is shiny and exciting. Thing is, Chris has been a TRANS-PORN employee for almost twice that. After the first twenty thousand tapes, even the weird sex is boring.


Trailer | Reel One | Reel Two | Reel Three |

Bonus Features: Movie Commentary | Gag Reel | Behind The Scenes


Art by the stunningly talented ms. samibee, and she has, in true awesome form, posted the art in its full size along with extra tidbits here. (RUN, do not walk, RUN to this post.)



( Acknowledgements. )