i got a happy trigger finger

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

This one goes out to rajkumari905, who very generously bid on me in the help_japan auction. I promised her Archie on a motorcycle, and it turned into the perfect activity for the next chapter of bachelor verse (IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST UPDATE, GOOD GOD, WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING, I AM SO SORRY, Y'ALL). so. ENJOY, PRI, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU ♥

( The Bachelor, Recapped. )

[Pre-slash] [American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG-13]

~600 words for the very lovely, generous aohatsu, who bid on me in my help_japan thread here. Taking a second to pimp myself out, guys, because it's a great cause, and if you can afford to chip in, please do! I still have 3 ficlets waiting to be given away!

( A Percy Jackson AU, and you probably need to have seen the movie to really understand this. )

[Pre-slash] [N'sync] [Chris/Justin] [PG]

So it's cutting it pretty close to the wire, but this is my entry for the Brave Author challenge. I tried and failed to fill the pirate prompt, dear Anon Reader (and if you are who I think you are, and I think you are), sorry about that! I filled the prompt for cuddling, and surprisingly had also written a ficlet a little while ago involving JC and dreams (and the inception team!) Yay, serendipity! Anyway!

I feel like there's a lot more story in this 'verse to tell, but I didn't have enough time to really think about it; maybe in the future, though. :D And now onwards and upwards!

( Wherein cuddliness ensues. )

[Inception] [Arthur/Cobb] [PG-13]

Originally written for this prompt at inception_kink, there were two glaring loopholes in this one that I just couldn't stand not correcting, so!

( This is an awkward-as-hell way to realize your best friend is in love with you. )

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG-13]

First of all, I have to wish hopefulgenius a very, very happy birthday! I hope this day is as special as you are, darling, and then some. This part was originally meant to be written in time for our first anniversary, but then life happened, and family happened, so hopefully this will make up for it. I adore you, Meg, and no matter what or who happens, you'll always be my baby~

It's been a long time coming, folks, but here it is at last, the final chapter. I'm both sad and relieved to see it coming to an end, I cannot lie. Thank you all for being so patient with us, and for sticking this whole ride out! ♥

(Side note: I'd bug my wifey for an epilogue or something, if I were you. Just sayin'.)

All previous parts can be found here. And don't forget to check out the most amazing website accompaniment that the fawesome starafar set up for us!

( In the final episode of Reality!TV verse. )

I COME BEARING MORE NEWS ON PODFIC.

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

and also because musicboxgirl is AWESOME, and did more recordings for me, both of Kaleidoscopic - which you can find here - AND also of Merry Men: Episode 1 - which is here. AND THEY ARE BOTH TOTALLY DIFFERENT BUT TOTALLY GORGEOUS IN THEIR OWN WAY AND OH MY GOD, HEARING MERRY MEN READ OUT LOUD, WITH VOICES, AKLJFNDGIFGJKFD HELL YES AMAZINGSAUCE.

AND THEN! THEN! this morning! i woke up to an email from adelate saying she'd attempted to podfic Sing Your Melody (I'll Sing Along), which, HI, HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT? and the link is here, and it is BRILLIANT, OKAY, IT IS SO BRILLIANT AND I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULD ALL DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, LIKE, YESTERDAY AND RUN TO LISTEN TO THEM. ♥

[Het/Slash] [American Idol/Twilight] [Bella/Jacob; David Archuleta/David Cook] [G]

So I signed up for the lightning round over at help_haiti. This one's for musicboxgirl, who asked for a Bella/Jacob crossover with Idol, where Edward dies in a car crash. SORRY I COULDN'T WORK THE LAST PART IN, BB, BUT I TRIED. Almost 1100 words.

( Wherein Jacob and Bella audition for Idol, and there is a minor reference to Buffy. )

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [R. ish.]

So I signed up for the lightning round over at help_haiti. This one's for paitac, who asked for Cookleta, and angst. I AM NOT SURE, BUT I HOPE I DID THIS JUSTICE. A little over 500 words.

( It used to be easy. )

[BSB/N'sync] [Justin/Nick] [PG]

So I signed up for the lightning round over at help_haiti. This one's for pixiebeanz, who asked for JuNi set in this 'verse. :D Just over 1000 words.

( geeky mathwhiz!nick/bballer!justin. )

[Het] [Twilight] [Bella/Jacob] [PG]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. What have I done?

Beta-ed and made ready for consumption only because of the very lovely lenariel. Dedicated also to gracelessheart, WHO TALKED ME INTO THINKING THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE. ILU, NIT, you crazy, crazy enabler!

( In a world that makes sense, this is how it would go. )