i got a happy trigger finger

Title: All Roads Lead to You
Pairing: Arthur/Cobb, Eames
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild violence.
Word count: ~5,000
Summary: Post-Inception. After a job goes wrong, Arthur and Cobb have to deal with the fall out. Sliiiiiiiiight crossover with TSN.
Artist: The incredibly, impossibly, ridiculously talented amorpheous. The second I saw her art, I knew I had to have it. My favourite movie AND Chinese culture? Match made in heaven. And then when she told me she was going to make A FANMIX, my love was sealed. and then it turns out SHE DID, LIKE, A BILLION PIECES, oh my gosh, a billion FANTASMICAL pieces, and i am just -- HEARTEYES FOREVER, OKAY. FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. SO RUN AND TELL THAT, GUYS. And then douse Morphy in all the love and appreciation in the world~
Special thanks: This would not, in any way, shape or form, have been possible without the most lovely, fantastic, MIND-BLOWINGLY AMAZING bloodbelieve, who went far beyond the call of world's best beta to cheer and hand-hold and REWARD WITH AMAZING FIC. ilu, bb. i would be the styles to your ace any day of the week! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


( All Roads Lead to You )

I COME BEARING MORE NEWS ON PODFIC.

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS JUST THAT AWESOME.

and also because musicboxgirl is AWESOME, and did more recordings for me, both of Kaleidoscopic - which you can find here - AND also of Merry Men: Episode 1 - which is here. AND THEY ARE BOTH TOTALLY DIFFERENT BUT TOTALLY GORGEOUS IN THEIR OWN WAY AND OH MY GOD, HEARING MERRY MEN READ OUT LOUD, WITH VOICES, AKLJFNDGIFGJKFD HELL YES AMAZINGSAUCE.

AND THEN! THEN! this morning! i woke up to an email from adelate saying she'd attempted to podfic Sing Your Melody (I'll Sing Along), which, HI, HOW MUCH FUN IS THAT? and the link is here, and it is BRILLIANT, OKAY, IT IS SO BRILLIANT AND I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH AND YOU SHOULD ALL DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, LIKE, YESTERDAY AND RUN TO LISTEN TO THEM. ♥

[Het/Slash] [American Idol/Twilight] [Bella/Jacob; David Archuleta/David Cook] [G]

So I signed up for the lightning round over at help_haiti. This one's for musicboxgirl, who asked for a Bella/Jacob crossover with Idol, where Edward dies in a car crash. SORRY I COULDN'T WORK THE LAST PART IN, BB, BUT I TRIED. Almost 1100 words.

( Wherein Jacob and Bella audition for Idol, and there is a minor reference to Buffy. )

YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS.

I CAN HAZ MOTHERFUCKING PODFIC. OF NOT WITH A BANG. OH MY GOD.

READ BY musicboxgirl BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING AND--JUST. GO LISTEN, OKAY. SHE DOES *VOICES* AND IT--I CANNOT EVEN. JUST--GO HEAR IT. IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES MY WORDS AND MAKES THEM BETTER, FML.

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

So apparently what my brain wants when I am stressed the fuck out is more Bachelor fic, whoo! ♥

Thanks for this chapter go out first to musicboxgirl and fallenangels607, who encouraged the production of this despite the fact that this means I am putting their charity auction fic on the backburner, and also to mrsachid and somewheresunny for their awesome date ideas! :D

( The Bachelor, Recapped. )

[Pre-slash] [American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG-13]

All previous parts can be found here. And, as always, don't forget to check out the most amazing website accompaniment that the fawesome starafar set up for us! ♥

( On this episode of Reality!TV verse. )

[American Idol/BSB/N'sync/Supernatural RPS] [David Archuleta/David Cook; David Cook/Several Others] [PG]

I don't actually watch The Bachelor, but I've been thinking about doing this for a while. It's sort of a weird style, I realize, but it was kind of fun to do, so there may be more, depending on the response!

( The Bachelor, Recapped. )

Title: Future Unknown
Pairing: David Cook/David Archuleta (eventually :D)
Rating: PG. ish.
Warnings: There will be UST. And fluff. And... David may be too adorable to handle.
Summary: This is a collaboration between myself and my hugely, gorgeously talented wife, hopefulgenius - which, ha, I am actually jealous of myself right now, my life is so awesome. The premise: the boys star in their own reality TV show.


Pilot: hello beautiful
Episode 2: All The Different Ways
Episode 3: streetlight people
Episode 4: Between Limits
Episode 5: begging for a backbeat
Episode 6: Freefall
Episode 7: it's a problem, i'm dealing
Episode 8: Cyclothymic
Episode 9: where have you been?
Finale: Present Perfect Progressive


And, which reality TV show would be complete without it's own absolutely famazing website? All artwork, including the spiffy banner here, done by the fantastically talented starafar.

[Pre-slash] [American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG]

This is the result of one too many episodes of Ellen, and an unhealthy amount of love for David Archuleta's obsession with keeping his clothes on. Cookleta, if you squint (really hard).

( It's exactly what the title says. )