i got a happy trigger finger

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [R, CONTAINS MPREG.]

JFC, this one's been a long time coming. Written for the lovely, patient, ridiculously generous jehane18, who bid on me during the charity auction forever and a day ago. Almost half a year later, it's finally done, and more than twice the length it was intended to be. Thank you for being so amazing, Jay, and so sweet, and for having such a big, big heart. I hope you like this.

( Warning #2: This fic contains MPREG. )

YOU GUYS.

YOU GUYS.

I CAN HAZ MOTHERFUCKING PODFIC. OF NOT WITH A BANG. OH MY GOD.

READ BY musicboxgirl BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING AND--JUST. GO LISTEN, OKAY. SHE DOES *VOICES* AND IT--I CANNOT EVEN. JUST--GO HEAR IT. IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES MY WORDS AND MAKES THEM BETTER, FML.

[BSB] [Nick/AJ] [PG-13]

This is a little late, but it's finally safe to say that I wrote A One Time Thing (or Why Teenage Boys Are Pussies) for sesa this year! justhitstatic was the most awesome recipient ever, and I'm just glad the sex-bet AU idea worked for her, since some people aren't such a fan of the concept!

Also, from the ask for an alternative POV for any of my stories meme, bubbleforest asked for a Howie-centric companion ficlet to the story.

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG]

From the same meme, ciudad also asked for a snippet out of Still Standing, specifically the bank heist scene from Jeff's POV.

[Harry Potter] [Harry/Ron, Remus/Sirius (implied)] [NC-17]

Written for the weasley_fest challenge for solstice_muse. It's set in the same universe as Jigsaw, where Harry isn't the Boy-Who-Lived, and happens a couple of years prior to that, when Ron's a newly appointed auror and embarks on a mission that goes awry. and every breath's a moment.

[N'sync] [Basez] [PG-13 for a few swear words]

( Written for the 'Never After' challenge. It's late, so sorry about that. The on crack fic expected from every author around. Slightly longer than usual. )