i got a happy trigger finger

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [PG-13]

OH MY GOD AT LAST. This part was ridiculous to write, just because it was so emotionally (and physically) draining, and asdofkgfsf so, so much love goes out to ssdimes for her generosity. Apparently, my brain was trying to work out the best way to get your 6,000 words to you as soon as possible, bb, because they're all in this chapter, all 6031 of them! :) I really, really hope this is worth the money you donated! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Extra thanks must also go out to rajkumari905 and miss_charmed for all their encouragement and constant loving needling. <3333333333 This would not have happened without you, ladies.

All earlier parts of the 'verse can be found here.

( Wanted: an escort. Infectious laughter and a wry sense of humor required. Whiskey-smooth voice a plus. Emotional baggage optional. )

YOU GUYS, I CAN HAZ MORE PODFIC.

this is courtesy of the incredible odi_et_amo53, who has, like, THE MOST DELIGHTFUL ANIMATED RECORDING VOICE, WHAT UP. and she chose to podfic wedding date verse, hoshit, and it's just - it's so amazing, you guys, i was beaming at my laptop screen FOREVER.

it's all linked on my index page for easy downloading, and don't forget to shower her with all the love and praise she deserves here once you're done listening!

I AM TOTALLY GOING BACK FOR A RE-LISTEN NOW, KTHXBAI.

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [G]

This is dedicated wholly to fallenangels607, who is crazy and bid actual money on me (and won!) in the Charity Auction last month. I HOPE THESE 4300+ WORDS ARE WORTH THE MONEY, BECCA, AND I AM SORRY IF THEY AREN'T. I'm so, so excited for what's going to happen in the next two chapters, though, so I promise I'll work on that whenever I can and get those up for you as soon as possible, too.

All earlier parts of the 'verse can be found here.

( Wanted: an escort. Infectious laughter and a wry sense of humor required. Whiskey-smooth voice a plus. Emotional baggage optional. )

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [G]

So the best way to de-stress is to write a chapter of the story you are madly in love with, right? This part was supposed to be about twice this, but real life has me swamped and I might not be able to post any more till mid-December. /o\ So, without further ado. Thanks must go out to the lovely starafar, who helped me with all the bits I was stuck with even though cookleta isn't really her thing. :-* All earlier parts can be found here.

( Wanted: an escort. Infectious laughter and a wry sense of humor required. Whiskey-smooth voice a plus. Emotional baggage optional. )