Boys and their Toys (or How Youtube Became David Cook's Best Friend)

[American Idol] [David Archuleta/David Cook] [R...ish?]

so i have this problem, right? with sexing david archuleta up. as a friend keeps not-so-subtly pointing out to me, HE'S TWELVE (and also mormon). and one of the biggest reasons i love this fandom so much is that i get (several) 'get-out-of-writing-sex-free' card(s), which is awesome. because, um, i fail at sex. and also it kind of embarrasses me. or something. idk. but APPARENTLY WRITING ABOUT DAVID AS A HOT MORMON PRIEST MEANS THERE ARE NO MORE BARRIERS (or locks or tears or lies). i - this is really just self-indulgent, is what i mean, because i have a thing for cook. and handcuffs. and, um, david is like the icing on the cake. *headdesk*

but anyway, um, bottom line is. this was going to be pwp. except... i chickened out in the end. I CANNOT DO IT. but, um, it seems like some domestic fic sprung out of the whole affair, and, so. um. have at some domestic!love with a side of sekritly-kinky!archuleta?

( Inspired by the awesome that is Cook's 'handcuff video' and the ingenious interviewer who gave them to him. )