MASTER POST: (You Got) That Pornstar Flava

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Title: (You've Got) That Pornstar Flava
Pairing: Chris-centric, with sides of Chris/AJ; Chris/JC; Chris/Justin; AJ/Brian; Justin/Nick; AJ/Nick; AJ/Justin; Jensen/Jared; David Cook/David Archuleta (I am an equal opportunist) all to varying degrees
Rating: R. ish.
Warnings: This is pretty much a pornstore AU? Only sans the porn.
Word count: ~33,500
Summary: AJ's only been working there a year and a half, give or take, so Chris can see why he doesn't get it. He's still at the stage where porn is shiny and exciting. Thing is, Chris has been a TRANS-PORN employee for almost twice that. After the first twenty thousand tapes, even the weird sex is boring.


Trailer | Reel One | Reel Two | Reel Three |

Bonus Features: Movie Commentary | Gag Reel | Behind The Scenes


Art by the stunningly talented ms. samibee, and she has, in true awesome form, posted the art in its full size along with extra tidbits here. (RUN, do not walk, RUN to this post.)



This story was my first attempt at anything this size (with the end goal being to actually publish it). It was honestly a collaborative effort, and I would never have been able to do it on my own.

Huge, huge thank yous must go to the following people for getting me through this (and getting through this with me!): samibee, for being so fucking phenomenal to work with, there are not enough words in the world to express my utter adoration. For your talent, your time, and all your emails; your art kept me going when I was sure I wouldn't be able to finish. I seriously lucked out getting you as an artist, and this challenge would have been a completely different monster without you. You understood what I was trying to say before I even said it, and I'm totally honored to say I popped your bittybang cherry. ♥ ♥ ♥

bubbleforest, for not only organizing the challenge, but for cheering, hand-holding, tantalizing with the world's most amazing carrots (YOU, WOMAN, YOU BREAK MY BRAIN, IDEK), sharing my squee even when you were half-comatose, and all-round general sparkly awesomeness. Ilu more than words can say, bb.

boomingvoice, for putting up with my request for a last minute beta, and coming through brilliantly. (I couldn't fix anything because of my shitty time management skills, dammit, but this story would have been so much better if I had.) Thank you for being there, offering advice, providing constant encouragement (and squee and whip-cracking), and for giving me the confidence not to drop out. I mean it when I say this story wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. <3

starafar, for being my active cheerleader, looking stuff over when I asked, fixing my stupid mistakes (fie on grammar!), and telling me when I got things wrong. (brain twin!)

trumpeterofdoom, for your constant MSN cheerleading, hand-holding and the will to finish that last-minute beta. <333 The boys (and their completed pornos) thank you.

inahurricane, for being the sole reason I finished Field of Sex. (Ack, I hope I did it justice!)

A double-dose of special thanks go out also to nopseud, lucy_fic, synecdochic, wanderingwombat, jewelianna, topaz119, ukcalico, enoughoflove, and without_me and ramblinround for being generous enough to let me name-drop, and for writing some of the best porn the fandom has ever seen.

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