i got a happy trigger finger

Title: Like All Good Fairytales (this one starts with once upon a time)
Pairing: David Archuleta/David Cook
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Ridiculously, ridiculously AU.
Word count: ~21,000
Summary: Five lifetimes David and David would have fallen in love.
Artist(s): The fan-fucking-tabulous ciudad, who ninja-ed in here and gave me the best damn surprise I have ever gotten out of a story, ever, WITH NOT ONLY ART BUT ALSO AN. ENTIRE. SOUNDTRACK (YOU WANT TO BE CHECKING THAT OUT, TRUST ME), oh my god, and then seemed shocked when I wanted to show it off to every freaking human being on the planet. Shocked. Jesus Christ, woman, the amount of sheer joy you bring into my life is untouchable. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The unbelievable starafar has also chipped in with a digital scrapbook accompaniment, jfc. You guys, I cannot even believe my life right now. This scrapbook fucking floors me every time, and the pages take my breath away, AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS COOK IN A PINK SHIRT, GOD.



prologue: once upon a time
i. snow white fell in love with dopey
ii. cinderella realized that happily ever after takes work
iii. peter pan grew up
iv. prince charming found that sleeping beauty was a different person awake
v. the little mermaid never got to sing
epilogue: and they lived happily ever after



I'm dedicating this story to my incredible, incredible wife, hopefulgenius, who was a bigger inspiration for my finishing this than she will ever know. I wrote the entire last section of the story with her in mind, and I -- without a doubt, it is the story I'm proudest of ever writing. Meg, darling, god I adore you. I hope when you read this you know that that is how you make me feel every day, and then some.

( The rest of the very important acknowledgements. )

[N'sync] [Justin/Chris, Joey/JC] [NC-17 -- well, there's sex. kind of.]

Written for last year's Don We Now Our Gay Apparel, for jewelianna. In all the Worlds. A dragon AU.

[Het/Slash] [Harry Potter] [Harry/Ron, Remus/Sirius, Hermione/Remus, Fred/George] [NC-17 -- Character Death! Incest!]

( Two parts. Mildly long-ish. Written for harry_and_ron's fourth challenge, wherein the boys take a long journey together. )

[N'sync] [Basez] [PG]

You’ve Got Mail

A Series. Lance and JC kinda break up. The guys have to live with it, and to deal, they write letters. Will they be able to make it through?

Author’s Note: And yes, by the way, the title IS stolen from the movie. Unless you think I made it up before it came out. Well, continue thinking that way if you want, I really have no qualms about it. *Smiles*

I just finished watching the PopOdyssey video for the first time. Yeah, yeah, slow, I know. (Hey, blame Singapore for slow production).Oh mah gawd… I was blown away. Seriously. It rocked me dead. Well, the No Strings Attached concert rocked too. They were both… amazing. Drop-dead-adrenaline-charge-go-go-go-guys-come-on-rock-it-I’ve-just-seen-it-all-they-are-incredible remarkable. Lol… see, I still have that N’sync rush. They were sooooo good.

And was it just me? Or did anyone else notice Lance CRYING in Gone. I’m 85.8% sure he was crying. There were tears trickling down his cheek cos I honestly doubt sweat works that way. And JC was… sad. Forlorn. Whatever-you-want-to-call-it. He had this lost puppy dog look. Gosh, that killed me. Done it. If I *ever* had any doubt that my love for N’sync was fading then gawsh, this put it right back on track. *Sigh* I’m gushing again, I know, I know, but whoo… This was just… mmm… yummy-licious!

So anyway, this piece on fanfic is based on what I saw in the performance. It’s like, well, I don’t know, but this is how I THINK it would work out if I was in charge of their lives. Which we all know is impossible. More than. So.

Yeah, well, girls can dream.

Also, anything I write that any of the guys say in a show (e.g. a line from Rosie’s show) it’s all crap. Anything that I said they said on any show besides the concert is crap. Comprehend? Good.


( Letter #1: Chris )


( Letter #2: Joey )


( Letter #3: Justin )


( Letter #4: Lance )


( Letter #5: JC )


( Letter #6: Closing Letter Part A )


( Letter #6: Closing Letter Part B )